Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.
"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit,
turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply...
"I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
Forgive me Father...
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Re: Forgive me Father...
Brilliant!
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Kind Regards
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Re: Forgive me Father...
I'm down to just one. I'm patiently awaiting my chance to anoint his grave.
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Re: Forgive me Father...
My father (87) told me this a few years ago. He said their all dead! I outlived them all.
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Ha Ha that's a good one.
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Bloody hell! You're quick off the mark Lewis. Did it take you that long to work it out?
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Only just stopped laughing Ron
coupled with Mark Felton's Youtube channel rabbit hole I am still currently stuck down
throw down a shovel please.
cheers,
Lewis
coupled with Mark Felton's Youtube channel rabbit hole I am still currently stuck down
throw down a shovel please.
cheers,
Lewis
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Oh, I DO understand. Where the heck did those three hours go?Lewis - A2A wrote: ↑31 Aug 2020, 17:55 Only just stopped laughing Ron
coupled with Mark Felton's Youtube channel rabbit hole I am still currently stuck down
throw down a shovel please.
cheers,
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OT even more, but have you seen his YT channel War Stories that is more audio only. Its perfect for plugging your phone or bluetooth to your car for car journeys. Mark Felton is everywhere in my life right now, in the home or the car lol
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