Update your dictionary.

[Ron Attwood]

1. ARBITRAITOR - - A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

2. BERNADETTE - - The act of torching a mortgage.

3. BURGLARIZE - - What a crook sees through.

4. AVOIDABLE - - What a bullfighter tries to do.

5. COUNTERFEITER - - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

6. LEFT BANK - - What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.

7. HEROES - - What a man in a boat does.

8. PARASITES - - What you see from the Eiffel Tower.

9. PARADOX - - Two physicians.

10. PHARMACIST - - A helper on a farm.

11. RELIEF - - What trees do in the spring.

12. RUBBERNECK - - What you do to relax your wife.

13. SELFISH - - What the owner of a seafood store does.

14. SUDAFED - - Brought litigation against a government official.

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No need to LOL. Just roll your eyes and continue with your day.

[ClipperLuna]

(you did say to roll our eyes)

How about "conduit": a musical performance by two criminals

[Tug002]

I thought that they were all great. I have been using all of these words improperly in sentences for years. Thanks for the update Ron.

Keep smiling
Tug

[Lewis - A2A]

The Dad Jokes are strong with these particular ones Ron!

[Paughco]

SYMPATHY: Sympathy? You want sympathy? You'll find all of my sympathy in the dictionary, right between sh*t and syphilis!

Heard back in the day from an old guy who flew P-47s back in a further day.

Seeya
ATB

[Hook]

The Dad Jokes are strong with these particular ones Ron!

Grand Dad Jokes.

Hook