The German doctor says "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain. put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor laughs. "You are all behind us. Almost 4 years ago we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now the whole country is looking for work!"
Disclaimer: I only passed this on from a Canadian friend. Personally, I don't believe the Russian.
