A kid is hitchhiking with his dog and a guy stops and picks him up, and says,
"Sorry, I didn't see the dog, and I really don't want it in the car."
The hitchhiker replies, "He doesn't have to ride in the car, he can keep up."
After insisting several times the dog can keep up the driver finally drives off slowly, checking his mirror, and sure enough, there is the dog just running along.
The driver checks his speed, and sees he is doing like 35mph and the dog is right there, running along.
The hitchhiker sees this, and says, "you can go faster, he will keep up."
The driver starts to accelerate, checking his mirror frequently, and sure enough, there is the dog, tongue hanging out, 45, 50, 55...running along...the driver is amazed.
He is distracted watching the dog in his mirror and does not notice a car stopped up ahead. He stands on the brakes and with squealing tires and lots of smoke just comes to a stop before slamming into the stopped car.
The kid and the driver get out to check on the dog and there is the dog just sitting there behind the car. The driver tells the kid that the dog looks somehow different and then notices a pink ring around the dogs neck. He asks the kid is that from running so fast.
The kid responds with, "No, that's his a**hole, he's not used to stopping so fast."
The hitchhiker
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Re: The hitchhiker
That was great, thanks for the laugh
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