The miracle of childbirth

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Ron Attwood
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The miracle of childbirth

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A 32 year old pregnant woman started to go into labour, so her husband drove her to hospital to have their baby delivered.


Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection.


He asked if they were interested, both said they were very much in favour of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before, but as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.


The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.


At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him.


The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none whatsoever. She and her husband were ecstatic....




After a couple of days they were allowed back home, as they arrived, the milkman was dead on their doorstep...
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.

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LOL!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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