A thought or three...or four...or

[Ron Attwood]

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke? Go ahead and try it!

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is “bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

HOW DID THE MAN WHO MADE THE FIRST CLOCK, KNOW WHAT TIME IT WAS?

[ClipperLuna]

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

For your information I was trying to find out if it's the same tune as "Baa Baa Black Sheep", so there!

Those are good Ron, thanks!

[Blitzer]

Brilliant Ron.

[Kodiak73]

Hilarious Ron, reminds me of Steven Wright a little.
Well done, keep it up!!

[Tug002]

Thanks Ron...all good ones.

Keep smiling
Tug

[GaryRR]

A few more
Why do we drive on a parkway?
Why do we park on a driveway?
Why do we get on a plane rather than in a plane?
Why do sky divers jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
Why do we save for a rainy day when bills arrive on sunny days also?
Why is a drive through called a drive through when we actually drive by the window?

Keep it going guys