As I’ve grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
I’m responsible for what I say, not what you understand.
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there's a new strain out there.
It’s not my age that bothers me; it’s the side effects.
I’m not saying I’m old and worn out, but I make sure I’m nowhere near the curb on trash day.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: It will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
As I’ve gotten older, people think I’ve become lazy. The truth is I’m just being more energy efficient.
I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
My mind is like an internet browser. At least 19 open tabs, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no clue where the music is coming from.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
She says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
So you’ve been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won’t take the vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it. Are you kidding me?
There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest
Keep smiling
Tug
Thoughts on aging
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Beeachcraft V35 Bonanza, Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress, Cessna C-172 Skyhawk, Cessna C-182 Skylane, Curtis P-40, North American P-51D Mustang Civilian
North American AT6 Texan, Piper PA-28 Cherokee, Piper PA-24 Comanche, Piper J-3 Cub, Supermarine Spitfire
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Kind Regards
Tomas
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C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
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Tomas
Sim: FSX SE
Accu-Sim aircraft in my hangar:
C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
J3 Cub, T6, Connie, P-40, V35B
A2A Accu-Sim Avro Lancaster Loading:............0.000003% complete, please wait.
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Those are hilarious Tug, I almost split my side laughing so hard. Keep it up, I need all the humor I can get right now
Re: Thoughts on aging
Just brilliant, that had me in fits of laughter
- Ron Attwood
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Very good I don't know how you (and me) keep thinking them up.
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"
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I cant take credit for this one as it was sent to me by a friend of mine.......And yes...I do have a few friends even though I am a grumpy old SOBRon Attwood wrote: ↑02 Jul 2022, 07:25 Very good I don't know how you (and me) keep thinking them up.
Keep smiling
Tug
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You didn't notice the tongue-in-cheek?
I don't take credit for any of mine. Plagiarism, pure and simple
I don't take credit for any of mine. Plagiarism, pure and simple
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"
- Tug002
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You can always make me laughRon Attwood wrote: ↑03 Jul 2022, 12:10 You didn't notice the tongue-in-cheek?
I don't take credit for any of mine. Plagiarism, pure and simple
Keep smiling
Tug
Re: Thoughts on aging
What a drag it is, getting old. Until you consider the alternative.
Seeya
ATB
Seeya
ATB
Re: Thoughts on aging
One thing I've thought as a plus to getting old, is that the older you get the fewer and fewer people are still around that remember all the embarrassing sh*t you did growing up. So, the idea is to outlive all your old friends and you'll die with a clean slate.
Forest
Forest
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FAC257 wrote: ↑13 Jul 2022, 16:17 One thing I've thought as a plus to getting old, is that the older you get the fewer and fewer people are still around that remember all the embarrassing sh*t you did growing up. So, the idea is to outlive all your old friends and you'll die with a clean slate.
Forest
Keep smiling
Tug
Re: Thoughts on aging
There are some pretty good ones in the OP, thanks for the smiles.
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