The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

This is the place where we can all meet and speak about whatever is on the mind.
new reply
User avatar
dvm
Senior Master Sergeant
Posts: 1873
Joined: 19 Jan 2012, 19:53

The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by dvm »

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the
first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says,
"Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers ...

User avatar
Ron Attwood
Chief Master Sergeant
Posts: 3222
Joined: 30 Nov 2010, 10:07
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK

Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by Ron Attwood »

I just love deaf bookkeeper jokes. Excellente! :D
"It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled"

User avatar
Kodiak73
Airman First Class
Posts: 97
Joined: 28 May 2012, 15:20

Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by Kodiak73 »

That's a good one DVM, keep it up :lol: :lol:
Dave S
Remember ... its better to break ground and fly into the wind than to break wind and fly into the ground !!
ImageImageImageImageImage

User avatar
Tug002
Senior Master Sergeant
Posts: 2448
Joined: 25 Oct 2013, 11:40
Location: Ontario, Canada. CYSH

Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by Tug002 »

:lol: :lol: Good one DVM :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
Tug :)

User avatar
curtis72561
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 374
Joined: 20 Aug 2012, 19:52
Location: Sugarland, Texas - KSGR

Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by curtis72561 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: Now that's funny!
Beeachcraft V35 Bonanza, Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress, Cessna C-172 Skyhawk, Cessna C-182 Skylane, Curtis P-40, North American P-51D Mustang Civilian
North American AT6 Texan, Piper PA-28 Cherokee, Piper PA-24 Comanche, Piper J-3 Cub, Supermarine Spitfire

Tomas Linnet
Senior Master Sergeant
Posts: 2285
Joined: 05 Nov 2013, 10:48
Location: Oksboel, Denmark

Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

Post by Tomas Linnet »

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Kind Regards
Tomas

Sim: FSX SE
Accu-Sim aircraft in my hangar:
C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
J3 Cub, T6, Connie, P-40, V35B
A2A Accu-Sim Avro Lancaster Loading:............0.000003% complete, please wait.

new reply

Return to “Pilot's Lounge”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 46 guests