A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated
him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the
first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10
million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where's the money?.
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says,
"Ask him again!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him.."
Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers ...
The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
- Ron Attwood
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
I just love deaf bookkeeper jokes. Excellente!
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
That's a good one DVM, keep it up
- Tug002
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Good one DVM
Keep smiling
Tug
Keep smiling
Tug
- curtis72561
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Re: The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper
Now that's funny!
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Kind Regards
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