This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag

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Ron Attwood
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This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag

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1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.

2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.

14. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.

15. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
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I'd like to take a copy of this to work... but I am sure it will end up with another trip to HR... again. :lol:

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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
I wonder if we'll get an Aussie to complain. "That's not funny and you should respect me, or I'll come and kill ya"
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.

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NIce knowing ya, Ron. I'll visit you in the gulag.

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2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
This is the funniest one there, but only a real b*st*rd would be offended. :D

Hook

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Loved them all :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
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Absolutely hilarious Ron, I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely some good ones, thanks for these, Dave S :mrgreen:
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: , from down under. :lol:


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LMAO

You need something to play with Ron xDDD

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:lol: Though I'd heard them all, but I don't think I've heard any of those before. Thanks Ron!

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"I wonder if we'll get an Aussie to complain. "That's not funny and you should respect me, or I'll come and kill ya" Not this Aussie, this one was funny!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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