1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.
2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
15. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
- Ron Attwood
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This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.
Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
I'd like to take a copy of this to work... but I am sure it will end up with another trip to HR... again.
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Kind Regards
Tomas
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Tomas
Sim: FSX SE
Accu-Sim aircraft in my hangar:
C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
J3 Cub, T6, Connie, P-40, V35B
A2A Accu-Sim Avro Lancaster Loading:............0.000003% complete, please wait.
- Ron Attwood
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Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
I wonder if we'll get an Aussie to complain. "That's not funny and you should respect me, or I'll come and kill ya"13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.
Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
NIce knowing ya, Ron. I'll visit you in the gulag.
Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
This is the funniest one there, but only a real b*st*rd would be offended.2 Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Hook
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Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
Loved them all
Keep smiling
Tug
Keep smiling
Tug
Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
Absolutely hilarious Ron, I couldn't stop laughing. Definitely some good ones, thanks for these, Dave S
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Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
, from down under.
Cheers,
Mike
Cheers,
Mike
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LMAO
You need something to play with Ron xDDD
You need something to play with Ron xDDD
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Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
Though I'd heard them all, but I don't think I've heard any of those before. Thanks Ron!
Re: This WILL get me sent to a woke gulag
"I wonder if we'll get an Aussie to complain. "That's not funny and you should respect me, or I'll come and kill ya" Not this Aussie, this one was funny!
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