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Ron Attwood
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Chinese hospitality

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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I ask the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour. I asked
her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

"For sex sex, wan free sex, for tonigh free."

I replied, "Wow, you Chinese Women are really Hospitable!"

A guy standing next to me overheard, tapped me on the shoulder and said,














"Don't get excited. What she really said was: 466 136 4293!"

Good on ya Phil 👍
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Tug002
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:lol: :lol: You bad man :lol: :lol:

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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:lol:

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ClipperLuna
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:lol:

Hope he's not late for the tour. He's got that dentist appointment at tooth-hurty.


(2:30? I'm doing my best but Ron's was admittedly better :wink: )

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Ron Attwood wrote: 12 Jun 2022, 19:26 At a travel agency in Shanghai, I ask the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour. I asked
her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements. She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,


Good on ya Phil 👍
First of all, this is not a mobile phone number in China;
Second, it's not funny;
Again, this may be a dirty joke, but should not include countries;

Here are some users from China, please know that you should respect us;

The above is Google translated

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Get a life mate.
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