Semper Fi

[Ron Attwood]

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[Tug002]

That was great

Keep smiling
Tug

[wblackret]

Priceless!

[Ron Attwood]

They're not allowed to write stuff like that any more. I wouldn't mind having a few bucks on A2A being sued for allowing it to be posted. Then they'll come after me for posting it.

[wblackret]

Yeah, this world sure is a mess! You can’t swing a dead cat (sure this will piss someone off) without offending someone about something. I’m to the point where I hardly care anymore. I believe the acronym, “FYF”, kind of sums up how I really feel.

Cheers to All!

[rod55]

a classic ....semper ridiculum ........

Can't wait to tell this'n to my beautiful blond dentist Kirsty, of course BEFORE the needle and knife ....tho' firstly, got to practise telling it, trying to remember each the five stunning blonds.

Rod EGBB (v. proud, now ancient, Dad of a ginger, yes she can kick hard when tackling in soccer, and a blondie, yes she can sing, more like Cilla Black than mesmeric Debbie Harry)

[ClipperLuna]

What the heck, I'll pile on too. It's not just humor; movies and TV shows aren't written the way they used to be. I find it harder and harder to find something that's worth watching as every year goes by.

[GaryRR]

In a lot of the world, particularly in sensitive America humor is dead

[Ron Attwood]

It's good to bring a little laughter into our dreary lives.

[rod55]

Hi Ron, Bill and fellow pilots

yup, I agree. Shitty, ain't it?!

So with blondie, a teacher now Covid+ isolated in her apartment, I headed for the hills, ace PC company in Telford, Midlands. Computer processor and graphics now brilliantly upgraded. Used OAP to treat myself on this favourite hobby (next to guitar twangin') (next to pets 'n garden) (next to soccer). And stopped-by in Much Wenlock.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Much_Wenlock

2022 and LIBERATION for you all!

T-6 parked up in Coventry EGBE, now down to kitchen to knock up a Sunday dinner (chicken, roasters, veg, stuffing and gravy) (then we''ll pack a dinner for "our kid" outside her front door, plus some chicken for her woof, for blondie to come fetch; so she's not abandoned)

Rod EGBB

PS
after a week of feeling "whacked", my blondie daughter has now tested negative twice, thank your gods!, and returns back to school-teaching this morning; woof dropped off at 'doggie day care ' to run around with her mates

"puram, et ferent ad sidera!"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chedworth_Roman_Villa

It took us 400 years to chase off these bullies.... "ad astra per aspera!"