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Ron Attwood
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Merry Christmas, but...

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For those of you who are placing Christmas lights or decorations in your front garden, could you please avoid the use of blue or red flashing lights.

Every time I come around the corner, I think it’s the police and I have a panic attack.

I brake too hard, drop my glass of beer, re-fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor and put my gun under the seat – all while trying to put my clothes back on. It’s too much drama, even for Christmas.

Thank you for your co-operation and understanding.
Eva Vlaardingerbroek, an inspiratiom.

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wblackret
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Yes! I agree, only back gardens should be decorated. (Why would anyone put a garden in front anyway?)
While we are at it, stop putting milk and cookies out for Santa. I prefer a good bourbon and cigar.
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Ron Attwood
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Re: Merry Christmas, but...

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Gardens? What happened to yards?
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I especially like the 470 nanometer LED lights (Blue) and 450 nanometer Class IV Blu ray LASER radiation.
It's remarkably wonderful how people flee
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Ok Ron!

God knows I've tried not to respond and encourage your jokes!! (partly cos it gets me into regrettable trouble responding to 'em) (and then, not to mention the times I've seen the hypnotic blue light in mirror, pulled over..and then ...yes officer, how can I help? .... etc)

but, but, but,

THAT IS FUNNY. VERY FUNNY. Your a star! And don't go thinkin' I'll respond to your next cheerin'-us-up joke.

PS Oh all right then, Merry Christmas Ron

PPS Merry Christmas Tug

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rod321 wrote: 19 Dec 2021, 17:06 Ok Ron!

God knows I've tried not to respond and encourage your jokes!! (partly cos it gets me into regrettable trouble responding to 'em) (and then, not to mention the times I've seen the hypnotic blue light in mirror, pulled over..and then ...yes officer, how can I help? .... etc)

but, but, but,

THAT IS FUNNY. VERY FUNNY. Your a star! And don't go thinkin' I'll respond to your next cheerin'-us-up joke.

PS Oh all right then, Merry Christmas Ron

PPS Merry Christmas Tug

PPPS "321 think Aerostar .........Aerostar .......Aerostar........
Creep. :D
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Re: Merry Christmas, but...

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VERY FUNNY! .......................??

God knows I've tried not to respond and encourage your jokes!! (partly cos it gets me into regrettable trouble responding to 'em)

Rod (EGBB; very misty outside, but you can just about, just about see through it!)
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PS MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL RW and Sim pilots out there (on our little 'n precious planet)

PPS 321, think "aerostar ......aerostar ......aerostar ..."

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I too dislike red and blue lights behind me but as usual they are on top of a cruiser. :twisted:
Merry Christmas rod321 and to everyone here :)

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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Haha, Merry Christmas Ron and the joke gang! :lol: :lol:

Thanks for the laughs over the year, I look forward to what 2022 brings :)

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