It happened Just Like Dis

[wblackret]

Momma had ta werk an extry shift at da coal mine, so me an my sis jumped on our ole mule, Flame. She is a sturdy specimen, fine fir pullin da plow an taken out stumps, we only uses the mule ta get round on though. Anyways, me an sis headed to da local diner to gets sum dinner. We was just sittin there eatin an we heared this lady a hind us coughin real hard. I turned round and said, “hey lady, can ya swaller?” She just shaked her head back an furth and I said, “hey lady cans ya breathe?” She just shaked her head back an furth an keeped on coughin an a strarted turnin blue! Knowin just what ta do, I jumped up, ran over an pulled up her dress.. Then I a licked her right butt cheek. Da lady went crazy, pulled her dress down an turned ta run down da aisle. She tripped over her own feet an fell on da floor an a big chunk a meat flyed outa her mouth an she could breathe again. Feelin proud I went back to our table an sis said to me, “I heared a dat Hind Lick newver afore, but never seed it done!” It shur do werks!

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so that's how it is done, thanks for the tip.

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