The Divorced Barbie Doll

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The Divorced Barbie Doll

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The Divorced Barbie Doll



One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer,and one of Ken's Friends.

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I always knew that Ken had a bad taste... but apparently he also has bad friends with bad taste ^^
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Here's a pretty cool Barbie cartoon from YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V42Tbm8 ... A&index=31.

Plus, you'll note that she did NOT get Ken's motorcycle!

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Tug002 wrote: ↑12 Dec 2020, 15:44 The Divorced Barbie Doll



One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer,and one of Ken's Friends.

Keep smiling
Tug :)
Good one Tug!
At least Ken kept his computer with his Flightsims intact:D

Cheers,

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gibo wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 02:27
Tug002 wrote: ↑12 Dec 2020, 15:44 The Divorced Barbie Doll



One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Kens Computer and one of Ken's Friends.

Keep smiling
Tug :)
Good one Tug!
At least Ken kept his computer with his Flightsims intact:D

Cheers,

gibo
Poor Ken didn't even get to keep his computer.
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll

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curtis72561 wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 07:43
gibo wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 02:27
Tug002 wrote: ↑12 Dec 2020, 15:44 The Divorced Barbie Doll



One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Annoyed, the salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Kens Computer and one of Ken's Friends.

Keep smiling
Tug :)
Good one Tug!
At least Ken kept his computer with his Flightsims intact:D

Cheers,

gibo
Poor Ken didn't even get to keep his computer.
Gee I missed the Computer. I think I was shocked when I read that one of Ken's friends was included and felt sad for Ken.
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gibo wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 21:29Gee I missed the Computer. I think I was shocked when I read that one of Ken's friends was included and felt sad for Ken.
"My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him."

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gibo wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 21:29 when I read that one of Ken's friends was included and felt sad for Ken.
Don't feel sorry for Ken, he's a schmuck.
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Ron Attwood wrote: ↑16 Dec 2020, 16:48
gibo wrote: ↑14 Dec 2020, 21:29 when I read that one of Ken's friends was included and felt sad for Ken.
Don't feel sorry for Ken, he's a schmuck.
Or: Lucky old Ken, he got away cheap. :D
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