My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop, and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM. Can you believe that? 2:30 AM!
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change
An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat!
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MarcE
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Lmao, the last one really got me 
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Re: Groaners
Kind Regards
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Tomas
Sim: FSX SE
Accu-Sim aircraft in my hangar:
C172, C182, P51 Civ, P51 Mil, B17, Spitfire, P47, B377 COTS,
J3 Cub, T6, Connie, P-40, V35B
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Tug002
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Re: Groaners
Keep smiling
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Re: Groaners
some classic dad jokes haha
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