FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

[Tug002]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle

2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a**hole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk.

5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Keep smiling
Tug

[Ron Attwood]

Oh oh oh. I know someone who's a smartarse with Photoshop. He's qualify for No.5

And No.2 on reflection.

[Paughco]

I've got it down to three basic rules, learned while working at a state government agency:

1. Do useful work.
2. Have fun.
3. Avoid useless work.

Seeya
ATB

[Lewis - A2A]

[MarcE]

Avoid work as much as possible and go flying