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Ron Attwood
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Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked,

"How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes.

"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us

all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"


The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit,

turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply...









"I outlived all them assholes" - and he calmly returned to his seat.
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Brilliant! :mrgreen:

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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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:lol:

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patful wrote:
21 Aug 2020, 10:50
Brilliant! :mrgreen:
Only one :mrgreen: ? It was worth at the very least two. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Ha!!
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I'm down to just one. I'm patiently awaiting my chance to anoint his grave. :D

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My father (87) told me this a few years ago. He said their all dead! I outlived them all. :lol:

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Ha Ha that's a good one.
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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Lewis - A2A wrote:
31 Aug 2020, 10:58
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Bloody hell! You're quick off the mark Lewis. Did it take you that long to work it out? :D
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Only just stopped laughing Ron :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

coupled with Mark Felton's Youtube channel rabbit hole I am still currently stuck down :?

throw down a shovel please.

cheers,
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Lewis - A2A wrote:
31 Aug 2020, 17:55
Only just stopped laughing Ron :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

coupled with Mark Felton's Youtube channel rabbit hole I am still currently stuck down :?

throw down a shovel please.

cheers,
Lewis
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OT even more, but have you seen his YT channel War Stories that is more audio only. Its perfect for plugging your phone or bluetooth to your car for car journeys. Mark Felton is everywhere in my life right now, in the home or the car lol :mrgreen:
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