Urine test

[Ron Attwood]

My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone - due to the Coronavirus.
One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly charges that your doctor's tell you to get at Quest Diagnostics - and because they're shutdown too.
Simply go outside and pee outside:-

If ants gather: DIABETES.

If you pee on your feet: PROSTATE

If it smells like a barbecue: CHOLESTEROL

If your wrist hurts when you shake it: OSTEOARTHRITIS

If you return to your house with your willy outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S





This is a joke. I don't really have a urologist.

[AKar]

If you return to your house with your willy outside your pants: ALZHEIMER'S

I wonder how many Alzheimers' have thus been misdiagnosed due to corona virus even if it was remedied with 12 h sleep and a puke?

-Esa

[Ron Attwood]

I wonder how many Alzheimers' have thus been misdiagnosed due to corona virus even if it was remedied with 12 h sleep and a puke?
-Esa

I must be a candidate for the 'willy out' category. I've read the above many times and I still don't get it.

[Bruce66]

Drunk....

[Ron Attwood]

Drunk....

[AviationAtWar]

...and if the bathroom smells like Starbucks then you know you're drinking too much coffee.

[Tug002]

I have to get a physical to renew my drivers licence, I wonder if that is how I will have to do my test.

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[Killratio]

I'm just glad you weren't due for a Proctologist appointment!

[PATCO LCH]

You had to mention urology. Three weeks ago I had a cystoscopy to check for bladder cancer after two episodes. I came down with a UTI for the third time and goodness they are rough. Sick as a dog for days.

[Ron Attwood]

You had to mention urology. Three weeks ago I had a cystoscopy to check for bladder cancer after two episodes. I came down with a UTI for the third time and goodness they are rough. Sick as a dog for days.

Thanks for sharing.

[Tug002]

ouch

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[n421nj]

There are a ton of categories for smell but none for taste.......

[Ron Attwood]

There are a ton of categories for smell but none for taste.......

Now you mention it...

[Tug002]

I have been told on occasions that I am tastless.

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[Ron Attwood]

I have been told on occasions that I am tasteless.

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I hope you're not taking the p*ss.