Yes the none hot part of the curry. Well contray to popular mens belief the food in the house doesnt grow in the cupboard but is selected for you by that special lady. Well the thing is they come in packs of two and with that special lady not having a habbit of throwing things out its no doubt being kept in the fridge until such a time that your bottom once again has an urge to feel indian. What do you mean you dont want another curry? Oh no dont worry just go down and see if you can find it. Good good you got it. Now have a look for some cheese and some kinda meat, oh and dont forget to get the tomato ketchup out. Right good now spread a layer of tommy sauce over the naan bread. Yes I know its messy but dont look at me if your lucky the Mrs will be so impressed with you feeding yourself she will forget about the state of the kitchen top. Now ok we have a naan with sauce on it. Now grate some cheese. What? Oh no in the cupboard no doubt. Yes thats it. Its called a grater. Now grate some cheese and sprinkle over the naan. Yes thats right its like carpet bombing in that combat sim your always flying, listen you can even make the bomb noises as you srinkle the cheese. neeer neeer weeeee bang bang bang! Right good now whats that? Some meat you say? Oh no I meant some small meat what you have is a roast chicken. Now put it back were you found it and never ever let that special lady in your life know that you touched it, yes thats right you have the idea. It was the dog. good plan. Anyway look theres some wafer thin ham. Grab some slices of that and tear it up into little bits. Right now once again drop it on top of the naan. Eh? yes you can make the bomb sounds again if you want. Righ ok now look what you have created! Yes thats right it looks like a large pizza thing. And yes thats right you made it without getting out any black and decker power tools. Well done, but we aint finished yet.
Now find the oven and turn it on to a low/medium heat. Then place the naan on a baking tray and place in the oven. Hang on were you going to? No you aint now got time for an 8hour mission in B-17 The mighty Eigth. Get back here. Put the kettle on and make yourself a tea or coffe. Once done turn the oven off and take you baking tray out. Woah what you doing there. Get the oven gloves, your man hands wont do no good against that heat, no i dont care that those hands have made you a virtual ace they can still burn up as much as anyone elses hands.
Ok now place on a plate grab your tea or coffe and go back upstairs to the computer. Welldone pilot your've done well. Just remember that mess was caused by the dog.
This is a pilot Information post brought to you by Lewis in conjuntion with Tako_Kichi.
. Gotta think quick when you are hungry and have limited sources of edible necessities! 
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Lewis,NOW i know what was REALLY in THAT hamper