A wise person once said:

[Ron Attwood]

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2.Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

AND ..

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate . A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

[dvm]

[Hook]

Saved for posterity.

[Dogsbody55]

Keep them coming, please.


Thanks,
Mike

[thunderstreak]

[Tug002]

[Stearmandriver]

... like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available...

Damn... you're reaching WAY back for these now, aren't you??

[Ron Attwood]

... like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available...

Damn... you're reaching WAY back for these now, aren't you??

Old ones are the best. Besides, there ARE no new jokes, only 'different' ways of telling them. The important thing is that you get a laugh at best or a smile at minimum.

EDIT: There are loads of young people to whom ALL jokes are new.