1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2.Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
AND ..
5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate . A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Damn... you're reaching WAY back for these now, aren't you??Ron Attwood wrote: ↑31 Jan 2020, 07:53 ... like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available...
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Old ones are the best. Besides, there ARE no new jokes, only 'different' ways of telling them. The important thing is that you get a laugh at best or a smile at minimum.Stearmandriver wrote: ↑02 Feb 2020, 17:26Damn... you're reaching WAY back for these now, aren't you??Ron Attwood wrote: ↑31 Jan 2020, 07:53 ... like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available...
EDIT: There are loads of young people to whom ALL jokes are new.
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