a PC joke...Or not.

[Ron Attwood]

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Frenchman, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.


The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

[HE11DUDE04]

[MkIV Hvd]

[Tomas Linnet]

[Al FR-153]

[AviationAtWar]

A hillbilly (can we say that???)goes into an upscale restaurant on a Friday night after working all week in the same clothes. He was stopped at the door, where he was looked over and told that they were sorry but he needed a suit and tie to be admitted.

He went back to his truck and rummaged around a bit and found a semi-clean flannel jacket, threw it on and tried again.

They looked him over and said I guess that's a jacket, but you still need a tie.

He went back to the truck and rummaged around a bit more, found his jumper cables and tied them in a nice Windsor knot around his neck, walked back to the door.

They again looked him over and said well, I guess that's a jacket and I guess that's a tie, but don't try and start nothin.

[bullfox]

They were going to thai one on when they got to the bar.

[TreeTops]

You China make us laugh Ron.

[MarcE]

LMAO!! I immediately stole it

[Ron Attwood]

A hillbilly (can we say that???)goes into an upscale restaurant on a Friday night after working all week in the same clothes. He was stopped at the door, where he was looked over and told that they were sorry but he needed a suit and tie to be admitted.

He went back to his truck and rummaged around a bit and found a semi-clean flannel jacket, threw it on and tried again.

They looked him over and said I guess that's a jacket, but you still need a tie.

He went back to the truck and rummaged around a bit more, found his jumper cables and tied them in a nice Windsor knot around his neck, walked back to the door.

They again looked him over and said well, I guess that's a jacket and I guess that's a tie, but don't try and start nothin.

Sumpin' you gotta unnerstan, I HATE BEING UPSTAGED!