Health tip
Health tip
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport-you'll get a free X-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.
- JJB17463rdBombGroup
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Re: Health tip
If they do a nitrate test on you and suspect you of being a bomb maker tell them that they don't have a clue you are not into those type of munitions instead you manufacture clandestine mustard agents instead.
Re: Health tip
Ouch. That would probably be good for several years of free medical care.JJB17463rdBombGroup wrote:
If they do a nitrate test on you and suspect you of being a bomb maker tell them that they don't have a clue you are not into those type of munitions instead you manufacture clandestine mustard agents instead.
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Re: Health tip
I'm fairly sure one ends up getting a statement from a shrink as well, albeit he might very well be the only one from the bunch that has any kind of medical proficiency.dvm wrote:If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport-you'll get a free X-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda you'll get a free colonoscopy.
I quit drinking (well...almost!) and started running. Now I've ended up with knee pain and have been limping for two weeks. My health advice would therefore be for everyone to keep on drinking and avoid running at all costs - the latter is proven worse for health...
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