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The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 09 Nov 2018, 11:37
by Tug002
The wedding ceremony came to the point where the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
The moment of utter silence was broken when a beautiful young woman carrying a child stood up. She starts walking slowly towards the minister.
The congregation was aghast - you could almost hear a pin drop.
The groom's jaw dropped as he stared in at the approaching young woman and child.
Chaos ensued.
The bride threw the bouquet into the air and burst out crying.
Then the groom's mother fainted.
The best men started giving each other looks and wondering how to save the situation.
The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear you in the back."

Keep smiling
Tug :)

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 09 Nov 2018, 12:14
by Lewis - A2A
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha :)

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 09 Nov 2018, 16:23
by aonyn
:lol:

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 09 Nov 2018, 17:40
by cflord
You had me going there Tug! That one was pretty good. I laughed my butt off! Thanks for making my day a whole lot better!

Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down!

Ret SMSgt Cliff Lord C-130 Flight Engineer & Mechanic :lol:

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 09 Nov 2018, 22:15
by wblackret
Good one tug!

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 10 Nov 2018, 14:28
by Tomas Linnet
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: The Wedding Ceremony

Posted: 11 Nov 2018, 03:33
by gulredrel
*rofl* :mrgreen: