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Tug002
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You will not believe what just happened... I walked in to a gas station. I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas..


I saw her & thought, "Is this lady stupid or crazy?!! With the cops right there too?!"

But anyway, I went inside and got my drink.


As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming..


I looked out the window & the woman's arm was on fire!


She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy!


I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!

Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car..


I was thinking "she's why I have a job, can't fix stupid but we can transport it to an ER!"


But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for...

The one cop looked me square in the eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

Now, which of you actually read this to the end??! :lol:

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: LOL

cheers for the laugh,
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:roll: :mrgreen:
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:D

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crazac
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[SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH] lol. I like that they used coffee to put it out.

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crazac wrote:[SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH] lol. I like that they used coffee to put it out.
Works quicker than smothering it in donuts! :lol:!

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cflord
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You got me Tug, I did read it to the end and laughed my ass off! Thanks for the morning pick me up.

Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down!

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scaber
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I just don't know what to say after reading that all the way through. Still, I did laugh so that's a good thing! :lol:

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