Investment Advice.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Canadians drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average Canadian gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes me damned proud to be a Canadian!
Keep smiling
Tug
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Hmmm, that might be about how much I walk in a year, but I don't think my fuel economy is near that good.
Clearly I need to walk more miles
Clearly I need to walk more miles
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Hey You guys.Tug002 wrote: ↑21 Oct 2021, 07:43 Investment Advice.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
And as a bonus...
A recent study found that the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that on average Canadians drink 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that the average Canadian gets about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes me damned proud to be a Canadian!
Keep smiling
Tug
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Well, you need to think about buying the backpack beer keg to make your life even better.
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Now that this came up again, I initially panicked after I noticed that some digital coin with an animal on its logo's face had vanished soon after I invested all my savings on it. But then I was contacted by the person who sold me the very coins earlier, and was now pitching for getting onboard a new similar thing. He said that I need to consider the facts, and stop panicking. He reminded me that the coin went up 15'000 % initially, and this new one has potential for even higher - and it only came down just 100 %.
Makes sense, I think I am in!
-Esa
Makes sense, I think I am in!
-Esa
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I began investing in Whiskey and cigarettes when I was 8 years old. The Doctor tells me it will shorten my life by at least 20 years.
It costs me $30,000 a year to live and I spend $200 a week on Booze and smokes. So far I am $200,000 in front!!!!
It costs me $30,000 a year to live and I spend $200 a week on Booze and smokes. So far I am $200,000 in front!!!!
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