I don't know if I have posted this before or not, sucks to be me and with my memory
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2.Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3.Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4.Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba:
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
Keep smiling
Tug
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
That will certainly keep me smiling!
Thanks Tug
Malcolm
Thanks Tug
Malcolm
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Re: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
Made me laugh, but unfortunately it wouldn't work in the UK
Heck, I'm not sure if you can still get Guns & Ammo mags over here. I think WH Smiths (UK dept. store) used to sell the publication. My guns are just airsoft ones - the only way I can legally own "assault rifles" and "LMGs" (AK-47s, M60 pig and others).
Heck, I'm not sure if you can still get Guns & Ammo mags over here. I think WH Smiths (UK dept. store) used to sell the publication. My guns are just airsoft ones - the only way I can legally own "assault rifles" and "LMGs" (AK-47s, M60 pig and others).
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