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Tug002
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From the grave

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A man and woman were married for many years.

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I'll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

He died at the ripe old age of 98.

After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."

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She'll do the same to me ..... I've lived in this region of the U.S. all my life, I know where I'm going!

I was going to my little girls' school to watch her in a play, right at sunset one Autumn night .... yep there is the Taco Bell, so I make that left turn 3 streets down, then that quick right turn .... No GPS, No smart phone, No Fire station in sight ...... 30-40 minutes later after doubling back, WTF, where am I ????

I never did get there..... "it" hit the fan that night !

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FlameOut wrote:She'll do the same to me ..... I've lived in this region of the U.S. all my life, I know where I'm going!

I was going to my little girls' school to watch her in a play, right at sunset one Autumn night .... yep there is the Taco Bell, so I make that left turn 3 streets down, then that quick right turn .... No GPS, No smart phone, No Fire station in sight ...... 30-40 minutes later after doubling back, WTF, where am I ????

I never did get there..... "it" hit the fan that night !
:lol: :lol: But you found your way home....you should get some credit for that 8)

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Tug :)

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