The Lawyer

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Tug002
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The Lawyer

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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement
was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.
But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.
When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they
felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn't say he had no children, because he couldn't lie
we all know lawyers cannot and do not lie.

So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.
He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes and the price was right -- the agent asked:
"How many children do you have?
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?"
The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look answered
“They're in the cemetery with their mother."

MORAL: It's not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words...
and don't forget, most politicians are lawyers.

Keep smiling
Tug :)

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N324JK
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Re: The Lawyer

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As a person who sometimes admits to being addled with the title "lawyer," this one made me smile :)

Thanks for the chuckle!
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JJB17463rdBombGroup
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Re: The Lawyer

Post by JJB17463rdBombGroup »

I've used that same legalese type method at least a half a dozen times before.
It's a great tactic.
Son of a U.S.A.A.F. 15th Air Force 463rd bomb group 772nd squadron B17 pilot.
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